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Who wants //a tiny amount// of TOMATO SAUCE on their food anyway? |
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I'd quite like ketchup delivered via something like
an aerosol paint can, to give a thin, uniform coating
of glossy ketchup over the whole plate |
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// Who wants //a tiny amount// of TOMATO SAUCE on their food anyway? // |
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Well, it appears [haskell] does. |
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[haskell] said these were to be sprinkled. It is
theoretically possible for a generous sprinkling of
many 'tiny
amounts' to aggregate to a moderate or even large
amount [citation needed]. |
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Atomic theory hypothesizes that all large objects are made up from two or more small objects. |
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Any MORE questions ? Do we have to do everything round here ? |
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Oh, OK. Just as long as it's clear. |
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Also how does it "explode"? TOMATO SAUCE is a liquid, i.e. not compressible. |
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I suppose it would be possible to work out a chemical reaction where two volumetrically smaller substances are mixed by the biting action and then combine chemically to produce a volumetrically larger (though still tiny) quantity of TOMATO SAUCE. |
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Normal stage blood capsules don't "explode"; rather, they burst under externally applied pressure, releasing a dark red-brown liquid (because under strong theatrical lighting, colours "wash out" and have to be much darker than in natural light; although the trend away from incandescent lamps has changed that). |
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The other sort contain a modest amount of pressure-sensitive primary explosive. These result in an immediate effusion of real blood. However, they are not favoured, for two reasons. (i) the "colour washout" effect mentioned above - real blood looks remarkably unconvincing on stage - and (ii) it is often difficult to use the performer the following night. |
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//Not invented by someone french// |
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With that vile lie you have made a mortal enemy this day. |
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What is one amongst so many ? The waiting room's full. Take a numbered ticket from the dispenser and you'll get tannoyed when your turn comes. |
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The kiddos would love them. Market it, quick. |
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