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Karaoke Razor
Electric razor with mic and FM transmitter built in | |
A slightly larger than normal three head electric razor. In the center of the three pivoting heads is a small dome with a waterproof membrane that houses the microphone. On the bottom is a covered slot which holds an SD card that can be loaded with your favorite songs. Just select which song you want,
set the radio station on the razor and your radio, push play and sing away. Even works if you're one of those people that like to shave in your car.
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+ if it comes with a comb I can play. |
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And "Old Spice" Girls aftershave. |
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Yes, same concentrations of skatole and indole-nce. If fact both are remarkably similar, in their make-up, to feces. |
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So, this is another Bzzzzz and jam idea? |
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<csea sings> Nobody knows the stubble I've seen...</css> |
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But I don't have one of those people that likes to shave in my car (and, it even works if he what?) |
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This brought to mind something like a karaoke mike with a hidden blade to kill anyone who sings badly enough. |
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+ cute, but us women shave our legs, so I would like an extension mike to sing into also. thanks. |
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Not to forget the armpit post shave disco stick rollerball. |
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friend of mine used to insist that the lyrics to “Daydream Believer” went – |
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“Oh I could hide ‘neath the wings
of the bluebird as she sings,
the six o’clock alarm would never ring.
But it rings and I rise, wipe the sleep out of my eyes
My shaving razor’s cold and it sings…” |
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The rest of the song was then sung by the razor. |
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Ooh, ooh, can we make it like one of those mechanical larynxes? That way it can vibrate the backing track on your throat while your voice sings the melody. Two notes at once - Tibetan throat singer stylee! |
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Make it a cut-throat and I'm in. Singing "Mmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmm" by the Crash Test Dummies. |
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