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Bottle Opener, Corkscrew, File, Knife (2) [1 Penknife, 1 Large Single Edge Blade], Lighter, Plectrum, Retractable Ball Point Pen, Roach Clip, Scissors. Embossed with KISS Logo.
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The CRKT K.I.S.S. Knives, designed by Ed Halligan. Got one right here. Nice. |
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Yes, that's a nice knife but nowhere as nice as the KISS Army Knife, now including plectrum, which I thought about, but figured since Air Guitar was the instrument of choice for most KISS Army members... |
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Does it come with a fake blood squirter? |
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.. and a MP3 player with the greatest hits in ROM? |
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Don't forget the retractable, pre-cut coke straw. |
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An additional knife for sacrifices to Satan? |
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I play my air-guitar bare-handed, thank you very much. |
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Huh. I thought this was going to be for a Keep It Simple, Stupid knife. Like, a knife. And maybe scissors and file. That'd be it. Ah well, not the first time I've misread. |
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KISS Army deserters should be granted asylum. |
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