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Instead of always having to store separately, then insert slices of bread, why not get a Juke Box Toaster?
With this new mechanical toaster, the entire sliced loaf is pre-loaded by the bakery into a reusable cartridge carrier. (so no wasteful packaging)
The cartridge slots into the Juke Box Toaster,
providing for hygienic, (cockroach proof etc) convenient storage. Because the bread is also kept refrigerated, large amounts can be stored for extended periods of time.
At the press of a button a slice of bread is selected and delivered into the toasting bay, using a mechanism similar to that of a Juke Box. Music of choice is also played as a bonus to accompany the entire process.
In no time at all, delightful toast will appear.
Accompanying music
https://www.youtube...watch?v=WJmKStqugMc
[MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 15 2018]
Guitar hero ?
https://www.youtube...watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0
The thankless lot of a delivery driver [8th of 7, Mar 15 2018]
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Now this is actually a good idea. |
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Our delivery crew are on the way. (one of my fav tracks too, as posted several times on HB, but always worth introducing to the colonial natives who know nothing about either bread or toast) |
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Excellent. Please contact [8th] for invoicing. |
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He'll be too busy being the transportation donkey, doubled over on all fours as he's "mushed" along with the heavy juke box attached to his back using industrial strength hawsers. It's quite a spectacle. |
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<applies fingertip pressure to Jukebox Toaster mounted on BorgCo antigrav pallet sled/> |
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<watches delivery drift slowly away on frictionless support/> |
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<doubles over laughing at [xen]'s discomfiture/> |
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If only Max had paid on time, those gravel impacted hands
and knees would have been avoided, but alas there was no
budget for any antigravity device except in your dreams.
Don't forget to clean out the crumb tray either, after you
complete the set up and test of the new appliance. |
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Have we got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries ?
Have we got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TV's ? |
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We would obviously much prefer to be playin' the guitar on the MTV, although we will pass on the earring. |
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<CAUTION> Men at work, as which is good, as
singing isn't their forte... |
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//playin' the guitar on the MTV// |
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The collective is somewhat behind. Music vanished from MTV
so long ago the music they played was still OK. Last time I
checked, there were some dreadful rapper types showing off
their several large TVs. I always wanted the Queen to go
on, just to make everyone else irrelevant. "One's better
Rembrandt's are kept in one's nicer castles, now this
diamond is easily large enough to beat someone to death
with" |
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// dreadful rapper types // |
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Oxymoron. There are no rapper types that are not dreadful. |
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