Jackie Chan O Vision

Jackie Chan O Vision...where you see everything in life as a comedy kung fu routine of death defying proportions, only for the protagonist to fall helplessly onto his crotch and hurt himself amusingly. No normal daily routine would be without an incident involving huge leaps over brick walls, defending against multiple attackers using only a broom stick, or cue stick. And finally, your Jackie Chan O Vision spectacles would incorporate a rewind facility to view all the amusing scenes that never made the final cut, including anything where a person lip-synches badly and incidents where there was a real bloody accident.