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Jack out of the Box

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Running late on your Christmas shopping or looking for fireworks out of the ordinary for New Year’s Eve? Well, you’ve found it with Jack out of the Box. The box is stainless steel with a visible, helmeted Jack seated under a sugar glass canopy.

Just light the fuse, step back and enjoy the flashing red light and “Pop goes the Weasle” jingle that sounds in increasing pitch and volume for three seconds before Jack is ejected with a BANG and a puff of smoke. Both Jack and his seat will then float back to earth under their own parachutes.

Every box comes with two batteries, twelve canopies and a dozen firecrackers.

—FarmerJohn, Dec 27 2003

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       Next time make it "Jack-Outta-the-Box: Mortar Edition"
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 27 2003
   

       <Obligatory> E-Jack-ulation? </Obligatory>
—phoenix, Dec 27 2003
   

       you know, here I am, reviewing the profile and noticing that I have no ideas starting with "J". A couple of minutes thought, and then I decide, "Jack Out Of The Box". But of course, it was not to be+
—theircompetitor, Mar 29 2004
   


 

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