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Gather fifteen to twenty overweight will be dieters at an international airport. Herd them onto a plane and fly them to the Caribbean. There they will be again herded, this time onto a boat where they will meet Mr. Survival. They will then be taken to a deserted island and issued a pack of saltine crackers
and some raspberry flavored chewing gum. Mr. Survival will make sure they have the necessities; emergencies will be called into HQ. After 45 days they will be delivered back to everyday life as a trimmer slimmer version of themselves, with some added awareness of the nutritional value of bugs and that sort of thing.
100% dramatic weight loss guarantee or your money back.
so I looked for a staple island and I found one...
http://www.geralden.../isles/farne004.htm
not that i'd recommend using it for frivolous purposes. [po, Jan 27 2007]
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Nope, three times and I still don't get it. Neck's sore however, from nodding left and right. |
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I think the process of "will" dieting might be interesting though. |
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The human attempt to reduce or negate the amount of "will", be it good will or bad, that a person can reasonalby expect to lose or gain in a specified allotment of time. Assuming a certain excess or shortage would exist to begin with. |
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What the fc-uu-cn-kt
did I just say, or not? |
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..So you don't understand why they'll lose weight to the extent that you almost injured your neck?? |
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I could explain why if thats... what it is... |
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//Mr. Survival will make sure they have the necessities; emergencies will be called into HQ. After 45 days they will be delivered back to everyday life// |
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Necessity=emergency
Return policy for emergencies=45 days
With receit and proof of everyday life? |
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Mr. Survival makes sure there is enough for survival (i.e. food, water, ect). Emergencies being medical emergencies, such as if someone were to fall out of a tree they were harvesting leaves from, or bitten by a shark while scrounging for sea mollusks. |
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Is the Carribbean devoid of fish and natural foodstuffs? Any self-respecting dieter is likely to be sufficiently skilled in MacGyvering fish and berries to live very well. |
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//Is the Carribbean devoid of fish and natural foodstuffs? Any self-respecting dieter is likely to be sufficiently skilled in MacGyvering fish and berries to live very well.// |
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Which is why I like this idea, w/ the right island and the right amount of effort, no one would be in any danger of going hungry. |
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My one problem w/ this idea is: So these overweight folks will go to an island, subsist on berries and fish until they lose weight, then go home and go back to eating whatever they did before. |
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Problem is easily solved: Make Mr. Survivor a health food chef and have healthy foods (but still tasty) brought in once a week. Mr. Survivor shows all the dieters how to make healthy food that still tastes good, out of things they won't have to go foraging to find. |
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