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If you wear sandals on a tropical vacation for three weeks, you end up with a uneven tanned stripy pattern on your feet.
Luckily, Inverse Sandals come in packs of four. Two are the physical complements of the other two, so you can alternate day by day and end up with evenly tanned feet.
inverse/reverse Bikini
http://www.bikiniat...om/Reuters2004.html
[po, May 26 2006]
Topless Sandals
http://www.topless-sandal.com/
Stick-on foam pads to protect your tender feet [Freefall, May 26 2006]
[link]
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Inverse sandals for an arctan? |
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That was one high quality nerd joke. [m_Al_com] |
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Or wear strapless sandals, which do exist in the wild. |
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is a sandal with no straps not just a sole? How do you attach it to your feet? |
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Glue? Wouldn't have to change shoes for the entire holiday! Possibly longer. |
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For some reason I thought the title of this was "inverse salads", which was weird, considering it being in the fashino section. Fashionable food... hmm... there's an idea. |
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how about sandals that leave tan lines designed to make a picture or word? Like "Freak" for when the old beach bum is staring hard at your toes. |
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Next: the inverse Bikini. |
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+ but a tanned skin is a damaged skin. |
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//the inverse Bikini//
Sign over your cossy for a tan. |
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