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money is soooo yesterday... |
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Especially here in Michigan. Today is more like, debt. |
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I wear my wallet in my front pocket. |
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"Is that a wallet in your..." |
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Doubles as a travel pillow. |
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A skinny wallet containing nothing but a fake centurion card is more likely to impress anyone. A phony single thousand dollar note (that you can hardly offer of course for obvious reasons) will also do the trick. |
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Either way, whomever you are with gets to both pay, AND be impressed (if they are that shallow, then you are deserving partners for each other) Rich people NEVER carry low denomination cash - far too vulgar. |
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I have a phony 1 billion euro note that I flash. I fake a french accent to go with. Works like a charm around here. |
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where's [skinflaps]? I'm thinking *gonflable*... |
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An ubiquitous chain or hardware/auto stores' "funny money" used to be almost regarded as universally legal tender (and some establishments would accept it as such). |
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Most people would pad their wallet with it, not to look rich, but in vain hope of remembering to redeem it next time they were in the store. |
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(Why "used to be" ? Their cashback went from 5% to 0.4% and they "broadened the selection of quality items", ie: broadened the definition of "quality". To be fair'ish, having cheque-cashing institutions advertise that they would give (real) cash for the bills at 30% of face-value was hardly good advertising) |
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So, not a small gonflable wall, then? |
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