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Inflatable shoulder
I want my girlfriend to be comfy when she falls asleep in the cinema or on flights. | |
An implant in my shoulder that I can inflate
would reduce the pokeyness of my boney
collar bone and provide her a much comfier
pillow.
Inflatable arms
Inflatable_20arms Gonflable [skinflaps, Oct 05 2008]
Between us [skinflaps]...
http://www.berrimil...helinman-753287.jpg This is the way we're going... [theleopard, Oct 07 2008]
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Better make sure it is tear*-proof.
* "pronounced "tier", not "tare" |
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Why not implant one on her ear? |
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From the title, I was imagining something to soften the ride of cars when they drift off lane. |
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Some sort of modified automotive airbag system ? |
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<sound of slow, deep, rhythmic breathing from girlfriend> |
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[theleopard] presses button on remote control .... |
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<paramedics remove girlfriend on spine board to neurosurgical unit> |
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Teenage Mutant Shoulders. |
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