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Regular lifejackets are fairly prosaic and uninspiring items.
To differentiate yourself from the average, why not invest one of the new BorgCo "famous singer" inflatable units ?
The life-size human figure makes it appear that the wearer is locked in a passionate embrace with a celebrity musical
artiste.
Currently only one design has reached production, due to licensing problems; however, following the signing of a contract with Ms Knowles, the way is open for us to start selling our copyrighted "Beyoncé Aid" ...
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So, sort of a Mae West, basically? |
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I think I would rather drown... |
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"A giant killer octopus tentacle range" would also be a welcome addition, and promote speedy rescue as the unfortunate victim wrestles with the clinging embrace of the dastardly sub aquatic beast. A winning combination. Have this inflating rubber croissant that never gets soggy |
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We initially misread that as "A giant killer octopus testicle rage"
which seemed odd, but not entirely out of context ... |
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So it would be all over when the fat (inflatable) lady starts to go <noise of air leaking away>? |
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I think I'd worry that the Miley Cyrus option might float me
up-side-down... |
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