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Infinitios
Sideways-8 shaped cheerios. (Infinity symbol) | |
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"Johnny, you're taking forever to finish your breakfast!" |
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When poured into the bowl, surely some would end up as eights? |
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Others would break and end up as zeroes. <goes back to work on his own slightly smaller cereal, aleph-antinos> |
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This would work better as a contest. E.g. "Find the infinity symbol in a box of cheerios, mail it in, and win a prize!" (be careful not to break it :) |
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There's enough preservatives in them to last twenty years. Why not use them as blown-in wall insulation between hygienic plastic sheets? What's the best shape as an insulation particle? |
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That's the way I want my rock 'n roll cheerios. AC/DC |
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How would you know it wasn't an 8? |
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How about trefoilios? Trefoil knot cheerios. |
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A girl from a different joke opens up her box of Infinitios, looks inside, and sighs dejectedly. |
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Her boyfriend asks, "What's the matter Hon?" |
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She replies, "It's just a load of eights again." |
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Boyfriend rolls eyes and winces as he remembers the palava last night about the M and Ms. |
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As long as there's equals signs in there so I can imagine its
a big equation. |
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Kleinios--are they in your stomach, or are you in them? |
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GUT-ios. Or as the brainiacs would have it, Grand Unification Theorios (now with dried up strawberries). It's all cereals to everyone, at least in theory. Perhaps a final end to the grain vs. corn question. |
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It appears above that sideways infinite buns plus sideways infinite bones equals zero. |
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F(o)s - An integral part of this balanced breakfast. |
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