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Infinitios

 Sideways-8 shaped cheerios. (Infinity symbol)
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For the more mathematically inclined.
—DesertFox, Mar 11 2005

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       "Johnny, you're taking forever to finish your breakfast!"
—Soterios, Mar 11 2005
   

       When poured into the bowl, surely some would end up as eights?
—wagster, Mar 11 2005
   

       Others would break and end up as zeroes. <goes back to work on his own slightly smaller cereal, aleph-antinos>
—AbsintheWithoutLeave, Mar 11 2005
   

       This would work better as a contest. E.g. "Find the infinity symbol in a box of cheerios, mail it in, and win a prize!" (be careful not to break it :)
—phundug, Mar 11 2005
   

       There's enough preservatives in them to last twenty years. Why not use them as blown-in wall insulation between hygienic plastic sheets? What's the best shape as an insulation particle?   

       That's the way I want my rock 'n roll cheerios. AC/DC
—mensmaximus, Mar 11 2005
   

       How would you know it wasn't an 8?   

       How about trefoilios? Trefoil knot cheerios.
—JesusHChrist, Mar 12 2005
   

       A girl from a different joke opens up her box of Infinitios, looks inside, and sighs dejectedly.   

       Her boyfriend asks, "What's the matter Hon?"   

       She replies, "It's just a load of eights again."   

       Boyfriend rolls eyes and winces as he remembers the palava last night about the M and Ms.
—zen_tom, Mar 12 2005
   

       I always get sigmas.
—Detly, Mar 12 2005
   

       Mobios.
—RayfordSteele, Mar 15 2005
   

       As long as there's equals signs in there so I can imagine its a big equation.
—JesusHChrist, Mar 16 2005
   

       Kleinios--are they in your stomach, or are you in them?
—5th Earth, Mar 16 2005
   

       GUT-ios. Or as the brainiacs would have it, Grand Unification Theorios (now with dried up strawberries). It's all cereals to everyone, at least in theory. Perhaps a final end to the grain vs. corn question.
—Soterios, Mar 16 2005
   

       serials: 1+n!+2n!+3n!...
—Ling, Mar 16 2005
   

       It appears above that sideways infinite buns plus sideways infinite bones equals zero.
—FarmerJohn, Mar 16 2005
   

       F(o)s - “An integral part of this balanced breakfast.”
—Shz, Mar 16 2005
   


 

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