Increasingly Uncomfortable Nightgown

Waking up to the alarm clock is no problem for me. It's finding sufficient motivation to overpower the intertia keeping me in bed that gives me trouble. Enter Incresaingly Uncomfortable Nightgown. This line of fashionable, flowy nighties is made of a soft cotton (or flannel, depending on your climatological needs) that's perfectly cozy -- until the alarm goes off.

As soon as you shut off the included (but not attached)alarm clock, it sends a signal to tiny wireless receptors in the nightgown. The gown's microcircuitry goes to work, activating tiny devices in the edges of the gown that gradually gather up the excess fabric on the hem and ends of the sleeves until they're not quite digging in, but are definitely pressing directly on the skin. Other (well-insulated) circuits in the body of the gown are heating the fabric up just enough to encourage a little bit of sweating and make the fabric clingy.

As you lie there, your develop no sudden desire to get up and go to work. You do, however, develop a sudden desire to get this damn nightgown off. The hem and sleeves are stretchy enough that removing the nighgown will be a little more inconvenient than usual, but not massively difficult. Once you've already sat up and gotten undressed, you're awake enough that it would be more effort to try and flop back into bed. Touching the armpits of the nightgown together resets the mechanism, and after a quick wash (gentle cycle only!) your Increasingly Uncomfortable Nightgown is comfortable once more.