h a l f b a k e r yQuis custodiet the custard?
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Prune danishes, Ex-lax chocolate croissants, an assortment of
high-fiber fruits, breads, and cereals—and don't forget the
extra-caffeinated coffee!
(Sorry. [marked-for-self-termination])
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NB: This was on my mind after “enjoying” a
particularly
poor breakfast buffet recently, and I just had to get it
out. So to speak. |
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Hey, a lot of the Ideas around here are based on puns, and I see nothing wrong with this one. |
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Curried baked-bean omelet … |
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With perhaps a nice re-laxative cup of tea... |
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With perhaps a nice re-laxative cup of tea... |
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Your cup of tea is repeating on you, [2fries] ... |
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Dear diary:
uh, doubled over earlier today...
<hopes that the price to renovate the pair'o'stall is not too steep> |
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<old joke> Scrawled underneath a roadsign saying
"Dover for the Continent": "Brighton for the
Incontinent"<\oj> |
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I think I can guess: once, after half of year of being lactose free, I was doubled up for about a week after resuming consumption. |
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Anyways, eating a banana before drinking a coffee really helps things move right along as well. |
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[marked-for-elimination] not an Idea. |
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I'm pretty sure the whole idea is about elimination. |
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