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Have you ever been annoyed by the lack of reliable storage provided by clothing? Are you missing at least one eye? If you answered, “yes” to both of these questions, than do we have a product for you!
The In-Eye storage case is, simply put, a hollow fake eye than can be filled with whatever its
owner desires.
Suggested items for storage:
1.Prescription medications
2.Microfilm containing your last will and testament
3.Small treats (Skittles, Jelly beans, M&Ms, Reece’s Pieces, Smarties, etc.)
4.Alcohol
5.Fountain pen ink
6.Liquid butter or other condiments
The list goes on and on…
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a whole fecking paperback? |
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we'll get to Health: Eye any minute... |
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sorry, Gallus - only teasing... |
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if I was so favoured, I'd use this space for valuables. |
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or details of my next of kin and the fact that I'm |
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you can attach it to my "coat with a
hundred non-pockets" - I love it + |
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attach it with what? a paper clip? |
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If it was a glass eye, it could be optical storage |
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