h a l f b a k e r yKeep out of reach of children.
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I propose seeing how many
clowns you could cram INTO a comically tiny car.
Of course there are physical limitations, but nothing
you couldn't overcome with a
hydraulic ram of some sort.
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Just don't tell people you've been ramming clowns. |
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They have contests to see how many clowns
can be compressed into a car with a hydraulic ram? |
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You don't need to think it's funny quest, but you
should probably catch on that it's a joke. Don't they
tell jokes in Siberia? |
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Ok, so when you said "They already have a contest
for this" you meant to say "I know this is a joke but
it's not an original joke."? |
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You've seen human beings, dressed as clowns
compressed into a car with a hydraulic ram? So how
many died and who was tried for the murders? |
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Or do you actually still not get it? |
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It's a joke q. A sick joke, but clowns are fair game in
my book. |
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Well, I don't think anybody would suggest clowns
getting into a car being entertaining enough to post
the idea on a website. |
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I suppose I could have suggested a wood chipper
instead of a hydraulic ram but
that pushes the limits of sick humor even for me. |
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"Why are you stuffing all those clowns into your car?" |
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"Duh...It's a schtick shift." |
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The funny thing would be to have a typical clown car with escape hatch on the bottom, and the two mimes ram clown after clown in. When there are no more clowns the ramming mimes dust off their hands and strut about in a satisfied manner. The car then begins to quiver. |
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The mimes approach cautiously. One pokes it with a stick. The car then comedically explodes in a shower of fake blood and foam rubber clown body parts. |
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The blowing up clown car, now THAT'S funny! |
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And yea, it's probably better to use fake clown
parts. I'm pretty sure blowing up real clowns and
mimes can lead to a hefty fine in most states. Not
sure about Texas though, they might turn a blind
eye. |
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I think that's probably one of those old laws that
are still on the books for some reason. |
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Anyway, glad I'm not the only one with a sick
sense of
humor. |
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