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I noticed today that the metal part on top of my cubicle wall is actually
hollow, and forms a networked tunnel system connecting all the
cubicles in my row. So my idea is to make the tunnel system airtight,
then perforate it. At the end of each cubicle row would be an air
compressor sucking air
through
the manifold and blowing it outside
the building. My thought is that it will keep sickly breath from crossing
over the tops of the cubicles and spreading infection, while also
circulating the air in each cubicle better and preventing individuals
from stewing in their own sickly breath.
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I wish... the tunnels are too small, though. Either that or I'm too
fat. |
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I humbly suggest an improvement:
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Provide a number of conduits through those partition tunnels. On the 'OUT' conduits go sickly breaths and lunch crumbs. On the 'IN' conduits come cold water, hot coffee and lashings of ginger redbull. |
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I am liking your improvement, good Baker. [+] for your anno. |
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This is a very good idea. Retrofitting these cubicles to a buildings existing system might not be so pretty though. |
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I've no doubt that it'll take some clever engineering, but I played a lot of puzzle games when I was a kid, and I think I just may be the right Baker for the job. |
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I was just thinking... if it was tuned just right, it could produce
nice, soothing flute melodies. Work would be easier to deal with,
I think, with the sounds of Für Elise and The Magic Flute playing
softly in the background. On fun days, they could play cartoon
music. Add a reed to the end, and you could even simulate
oboes, clarinets, and bassoons. |
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