I've made it through my first week here,
And [Jutta] hasn't banned me yet,
I've had a few halfbaked ideas
but they were mostly wet.
Heard you moan, felt alone,
Baked OFBAKE, and had to munch on fishbone
But I didn't stop, (I really should have stop-op-op-ed)
I
didn't have a clue....
I've got a fur chin,
Want to shave, but I haven't got time.
I've got a fur-ur-ur-ur chin,
Cos I'm spending... all my time online.
Woa-woa-wow.
I was naive and I was dumb
Took good advice from the [wax] who's [thumb]
But then I baked an SMS bible
And worse was yet to come...
Wasn't scared, wasn't meek
Even got... on the wrong side of [waugsqueke]
But I didn't stop, (I really should have stop-op-op-ed)
I didn't have a clue....
I've got a fur chin,
Want to shave, but I haven't got time.
I've got a fur-ur-ur-ur chin,
I can't stop baking... cos it's just sublime
Shoobie doobie doo.
I've finally started to see the light,
Although I'm sure I'll still post sh*te,
I baked a "don't panic" phone button
And tasted croissant that night.
It felt ace, outa space,
Thought I'd sing, I was no longer [po] faced
So I've written this song, (I really should have stop-op-ed)
I didn't have a clue....
I've got a fur chin,
Want to shave, but I haven't got time.
I've got a fur-ur-ur-ur chin,
Cos I'm spending... all my time online
Got a fur chin....
Oooooh, a baking virgin.....
Grunt to fade.
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[waugs] I hope I pronounced your name right. If not, please grin and stay quiet, because this song is nothing without that couplet.