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IOT knitting machine hack

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Once the Kniterate digital knitting machine goes world-wide, my hack enables me to insert " poopy bottom" into the knitting instructions.

I feel like Charles Stross is breathing down my neck...

—	not_morrison_rm, Jan 01 2019

IOT knitting machine https://www.kicksta...al-knitting-machine
[not_morrison_rm, Jan 01 2019]

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'HELP. I'M A SLAVE CAUGHT INSIDE A SEWING FACTORY.'

—	RayfordSteele, Jan 01 2019

'I WANT TO BE A HACKER BUT ALL I COULD ACCESS WAS THIS STUPID KNITTING MACHINE"

// I feel like Charles Stross is breathing down my neck... //

Get the machine to knit you a polo-neck sweater, the feeling will go away when you wear it.

—	8th of 7, Jan 01 2019