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For sanitary hands and spotless buns, make the Boy Scout salute, slip those three fingers into the next trapezoidal Heinie Wipe hanging from the roll or sticking up from the Kleenex-style box and rip it off.
Encased in bioplastic film, your hand will stay dry as the mitt’s palm side covered in cotton-soft
paper fluff, swabs and absorbs.
The cornstarch-based bioplastic will quickly break down into water and carbon dioxide. This could become a common toilet product in hospitals, restaurants and better homes.
Heinie
http://www.m-w.com/...ictionary&va=Heinie
Ben? [skinflaps, Jan 30 2005]
bioplastic ohne Scheiße
http://wired.com/wi....07/start.html?pg=8
[FarmerJohn, Jan 31 2005]
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Could they be pre-moistened? |
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off topic - what's the origin of the word Heinie? the high knee ? |
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My [+] is for the term "shit mitt" alone. |
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My [+] is despite the term "shit mitt." |
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"Shit Mitt mit scheissen" |
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I don't know what that means, but at least it's symmetrical. As is "A heinie ha." |
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My [-] is for the aforementioned term. Otherwise, not a bad idea. |
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The alcohol (or whatever you plan to use) might irritate a bit. |
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I wasn’t planning on using anything other than a rip-away, three-finger mitten in plastic film with one side covered in soft pulp. |
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Why not just use toilet paper? |
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