h a l f b a k e r yGuitar Hero: 4'33"
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Supercharged bulldozers fronts will be modified with powerful
lifts that can scoop under a car, lift the car up over you, transfer
the car to a rear mechanical arm and safely plop it back down
behind you.
Emergency mode: The rear lift no longer safely lowers the car
behind it. Instead it works
with the front lift/scoop to rapidly
fling cars out of it's way as the car barrels down (it is an
emergency, time is of the essence!) for higher speed car moving.
Version 2.0 Hyperdrive
Why not just push all the cars out of your way rather than lifting
them? With a custom anti-gravity laser (or G-Laser) powered by
multiple nano-nuclear batteries (millions of tiny highly
radioactive nano batteries) you can physically just drive
underneath the suspended cars in front of you. Once under and
then in front of them plop them back down providing a seamless
trafficless experience no matter what. Useful for avoiding
pedestrians as the glaser will safely lower them back down.
Drawbacks: Probably won't be available until next century at
least.
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//With a custom anti-gravity laser// Oh dear. And it
was all looking fairly promising... |
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Not really, an APC with a dozer blade will accomplish the same thing, plus it seats 11. |
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I can't imagine the hydraulic pressure required to do this.
Or how to contain it. |
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