Human Fly Mask

We've all been there; pleasantly drowsy after lunch and all set to take a quick nap in the recliner. But just as you settle back and close your eyes, a fly gets it into his head that life simply will not be worth living until it has walked over every inch of your face. It lands on your cheek, you turn your head. It lands on your forehead, you wave your hand at it. The torment continues; first it's on your ear, then your eyelid, and in a rush of boldness, the demon beast runs from the corner of your lip to your nostril. There is no peace, there is no nap.

But wait! What if you could put a soft, round shaped screen mask over your head that would prevent those pesky dream stealing insects from ever touching you? While the material is similar to those worn by horses, the Human Fly Mask slips over the entire head, and has a velcro closure at the neck, perhaps with a small "skirt" of similar material to keep your neck irritating insect free as well. Unlike an old fashioned bee keepers' bonnet, the HFM is soft enough to sleep in, though of course, since you can easily see through it, you could also wear it performing various tasks around the house and yard. Depending on your mood, your surrealistic apperance when wearing the HFM, (that of a human being whose head is completly encased in a grey screen ball), can be altered by wearing one of the spiffy screen printed versions. Just think of the fun you can have with your head protected by what appears to be a giant baseball, soccer ball, a fish bowl, even that umbiquitous yellow smiley faced thing, all the while enjoying a peaceful, insect free nap.