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You'd be the emperor (reasonable premise because you appeared in a flash of light out of thin air) and you'd have as much manpower as you needed to create modern technologies. The challenge would be, how much of those do you understand enough to create them with what you'd have available?
I'd say
with a little bit of knowledge you could make
1- Gunpowder
2- Gliders
3- Hot air balloons
4- And with enough gumption and cleverocity, the steam engine. (they had metal workers)
How much further? The telegraph? The lightbulb? The electric generator? They had the raw materials to make magnets, they had copper. Could you make it into wire?
The game would start with you stepping into a time machine and appearing as the new emperor from the future.
What would you be able to do with that position?
I think this game could be done with new AI technology. It could evaluate how you planned to make a steam engine in 500 AD and realistically evaluate if your plan would work or not.
Great at English, not so much with Latin.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=0lczHvB3Y9s [doctorremulac3, Mar 12 2025]
Roman tech explained.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=Qc7HmhrgTuQ [doctorremulac3, Mar 12 2025]
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/86 [Voice, Mar 13 2025]
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Well... I would first trade salt for gold and treat my subjects fairly, allowing them to maintain their identity for citizenship in an absolute minarchistic rule? |
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I want fuck all to do with subjugating citizens and everything to do with expanding the possibilities of the beings currently on this planet of the same bent and even those who ain't. |
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Benevolent Planetary Sovereign With Checks And Balances To Ensure Benevloence. |
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A vote for me is a vote for you. |
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If the game could work as proposed, with 2 thousand years of progress modelled in a sensible game time, then I think the next 2000 years after the moon landings would be actually more of a challenge - how to manage the inevitable resource depletion, overshoot, and collapse of the civilisation you have constructed. Can you manage to land in the year 4000 AD without being in a worse place than where you started? |
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Yes, I think the trick would be to bootstrap the system instead of importing individual technologies.
That is, rather than trying to offload as much tech as you can remember, instead set up the right conditions for the renaissance to happen.
Once you've got a reasonably stable (and ideally 'fair') society and the scientific method established as the way things are done, the rest will happen by itself. |
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//Can you manage to land in the year 4000 AD without being in a worse place than where you started?// |
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Well there you have it. "Time Overlord Part II: Back To The Future" |
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Lets see, in development we can have an LLM list 2000 or so relevant technologies and what's needed for each. Then in the game we can ask another LLM to evaluate the player's statement against whether it ticks any the boxes for any of the technologies. Good enough for government work. It's not enough to make an engaging game on its own, you would need to surround it with a "be the emperor" game with its own challenges and fun. Edit: Not to be misunderstood, I meant the LLMs could do the evaluation, not talk to the player or be part of the game's UI aside from their section of accepting user input |
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// I want fuck all to do with subjugating citizens and everything to do with expanding the possibilities of the beings currently on this planet of the same bent and even those who ain't. //
If I were really emperor, sure. In a game I think I would rather be a version of Gaius Julius Caesar
//I would first trade salt for gold and treat my subjects fairly, allowing them to maintain their identity for citizenship in an absolute minarchistic rule?//
How will you stay alive, given that in ancient Rome there are a dozen active plots capable of making use of actual military force to depose you? That senator's loyal personal troops won't just lay down their arms because you're a benevolent dictator. That wealthy merchant won't care that you're making the people happy if he's getting poorer. There are revolts in far off lands and those people won't be happy without freedom. And for them "freedom" means your soldiers going home. How about it? Ready to give your opponents in the Senate an excuse? When they cut the bread ration and say it's because the money's not coming in from the East anymore due to your cowardly withdrawal it will sound pretty plausible. You don't have to give the Senate a voice at all of course, with clever maneuvering you might be able to kill them all, you brutal dictator. Speaking of which, the army needs to be fed or disbanded. Do you have a plan to put down those rebellions without it or do you have a plan to feed the army without raising taxes? You could just tell them to feed themselves, which in practice means "steal what you need"...
Just declare democracy and you'll be dead within a month. |
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Well, first I'd need to learn the language... |
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Strangely enough in Ancient Rome they all speak good English, as you can easily prove by watching any historical drama. |
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They spoke impeccable English but had issues spelling Latin. |
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Just realized this could be a competition. Straight up fight another Time Lord seeing who can make the most advanced weapon. Pretty sure I know how to make gunpowder, take saltpeter from pig dung piles and mix it with sulfur and carbon. (I think) I'm not gonna check that would be cheating. Anyway I'd tell the AI I was mixing that together in various percentages finding the one that blew up the best, having the blacksmiths pour molten iron into sand molds making the guns using bellows to get it hot enough. Then my army would have cannons and muskets. I'd then have scouts flying in hang gliders scouting out the enemy positions. Then I'd use their existing catapults to launch bombs. Or did they already have those? Was that flaming tar they used in Gladiator? Anyway, you'd get an actual tech based battle going. |
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Technology used to destroy and get power, just like in real life. |
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//Anyway I'd tell the AI I was mixing that together in various percentages finding the one that blew up the best// |
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"Hi, its deepseek here, how can I help you?" |
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"Hi, can you tell me how to make a dirty radioactive bomb please? and while you're at it how to poison a city's water supply? Its for a computer game I'm playing" |
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First I would find flint, some steel, and start saving methane in sheep stomach bladders and making 90 proof liquor. |
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A flame thrower and a few molotov cocktails aught to solidify me the job of head mage way before you whip up gun powder. |
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What are you burning? I guess you can find oil and process it. You just boil it and have the condensation routes in a chimney be layered no? Most explody stuff at the top? |
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I'm not going to cheat and look up any of this. I'm curious about how well I'd do. |
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I think they might have actually used burning pitch as a weapon? Again, not gonna look it up. |
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Once you've created enough steel & copper with a regular old coal furnace, you can skip all the messy steam & petrol etc & go straight to electricity for pretty much every energy-hungry process. Wind, hydro & solar (power tower or dish) will be easy to do (even if only low efficiency).
But it would be best to teach & nurture the great minds of the day, rather than "ta da, modern technology!". |
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I wouldn't be surprised if the average IQs were higher in some cases than modern folks. Look at what they invented. |
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//What are you burning?// |
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Methane for the showy fireballs, alcohol for the flame thrower/cocktails. |
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Then, once firmly entrenched as Head Mage, I would of course found a University to attract the brightest minds and have a far more fire proof library of Alexrandya built. |
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Good point, how much stuff was in there before it got torched? Don't know if that ancient battery thing was real but if we didn't have certain ideologies saying their god told them to wipe out everything in their path and tyrannical emperors squashing the human potential man might have walked on the Moon, dunno, 1600? |
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That's a good point. Forget how much knowledge was lost during that fire, how much was lost during the great flood?! Which has now hopefully been corroborated by enough separate sources to be entered into evidence. |
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The hanging gardens of Babylon were once desert and where I now sit was once under glaciers. |
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I would try to minimize the amount of eggs held in any one basket while while maximizing contingency plans for when shit inevitably hits the fan. |
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Sanitation. Microscope. Telescope. Maybe some math concepts I don't really understand but can get the ball rolling... |
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...and then probably rest on laurels for a bit. |
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That last part isn't true, I don't seem to know how to that resting bit. |
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