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Heaven help you if you mistake the real vacuum for the hover hookah! |
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Maid complains: "I tried to vacuum, but all it did was stink up the room" |
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hmmmmm...i didn't know vacuuming was illegal... |
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I brought my Hookah into a Denny's once... long story short I got kicked out. |
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Maybe a good way to distinguish between vacuums is that one is sitting on the floor, and the other is hovering in the f-ing air. |
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I mean, if your gonna go concealing your hookah, is having it hover in the air really all that beneficial? |
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I just fail to see any solidarity in your reasoning. |
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Why have I never thought of this? |
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*dingdong!*
"Why, hello officer."
"Sir, we've had reports of noise from the neigh- Why is your vacuum cleaner floating?"
"Uhm, I cleaned up a helium spill?" |
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+ for hookah, but why does it look like a vacuuum? |
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[shapu] love your anno, just couldn't stop laughing!
[i-Mer] well that just came to me as I was halfbaking...isn't that the way. I was first thinking of a Shiva-type figure with many arms, but that would be a lot harder to disguise. "o yeah, my friend Shiva is hiding in the broom closet" didn't sound like a valid excuse. |
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If I get this right, you *could* actually use your regular
vacuum cleaner for this, if you could get it to hover.
Just don't turn it on. There would just be an attached
hookah on the side. |
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Which would probably make this a whole 'nother idea ;-) |
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