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If you're going to be in the hospital for a few days, why risk being forced to share a room with the mother of Godzilla? Hospital_Roommates.Com matches people who are planning to have surgery with other people who share the same interests and personalities.
After meeting each other on-line, the
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This could be kinda of like church camp combined with a death-row prison sentence. On one hand you're happy to be talking to someone you have common intrests with, and forming close bonds, but on the other hand, you know that (depending on the surgical procedure) you may not make it out alive ... make it into a reality TV show ... |
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I don't know, it seems like to much hassle. But in some cases it might be a real treat. Maybe not as a website about roomates but as an addition to the the websites that hospitals already have. If it were me only as long as it isn't literally the mother of godzilla I wouldn't care to much unless i was going to be there for a long time. |
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Must remember to log on next time I'm about to get run down by a car or fall off a ladder or whatever... |
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What [DrCurry] said. Most surgeries are last minute affairs, not planned parties. When you got appendicitis, you got appendicitis and it's off to the hospital with you. And you're gonna be so sick who cares who's in the room? |
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SWM with CTD ISO SF with CI, enjoys long walks with an I.V., Jello cups, and Morphine drips. |
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(single white male with contagious, terminal disease is seeking out single female with chronic infection) for those not versed in the hospital friendship scene. |
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Upgrade to a private room and then you're only stuck with yourself. |
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