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Horse's Ass is an attachment made especially for men who insist on having a pony tail. It's a plastic replica of a horse's hind quarters with a hole in it, (where the tail should be) through which the offending pony tail is threaded.
A simple concealed clip that grips the hair underneath holds it
in place. Elongated version features saddle and whooping cow-boy.
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Good luck with convincing any female to wear one! |
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[+] immediately, but what [poc] said. |
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I always thought there should be a small clip-on, puckered anus discretely hidden under the ponytail which is only available when the ponytail is lifted up. |
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This would work great with all kinds of models, especially if
you formed the opening so that it would splay the hair
either up or out or in a fan -- rooster tail, fish tail, frog
throwing up, how about the cherubim peeing statue they
always have as a pond fountain. |
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All worthy additions to the range. |
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Exhaust pipe for race car drivers, double barrell shotgun
for NRA members |
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Keg tap for college students. |
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Erect phallus for porn stars. |
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