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The idea is to make a lurid green baby feed milk by including some
harmless extra (and perhaps even beneficial) compound in it as part
of a Horror Brand Range of Baby Food.
All babies frequently throw up the contents of their stomachs for a
variety of reasons. With a baby fed on bright green
milk, the new
result will be the re-creation of the famous scene in the Exorcist,
when Linda Blair sprays pea soup over the visiting priest.
There is no practical advantage to having a baby that can do this,
but I feel that a clear gap in the baby food market exists for
appropriately named Horror Brand products. In this case the milk
would probably be called Exorsicko.
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// There is no practical advantage to having a baby that can do this, // |
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There is no practical advantage to having a baby. |
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Anything that has any chance of helping stop your species reproducing has got to be worth a bun ... |
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How about an alternative protocol for caesarians in which, once the incision is made, the patient is dressed in a T-shirt and held down on a canteen table until the infant makes itself known? |
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Thank you. It would have the added charm that, as the emergent infant scurried away into a dark corner, it would be brought up sharp by the umbilical cord going "badoing". |
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