You are sitting, relaxing on a hot day with your water
pipe
in a silver bowl full of ice, too lazy to do anything, even
suck.
You reach over, and pull out your hookasucka.
From the exterior it looks like a normal hose; but the
lower wooden plug conceals a slot for two AA batteries.
This
powers a small metal fan in the lower plug. This
allows the hose to be used in any hooka pipe.
A control wire is concealed along the length of the hooka
and terminates in a wooden button at the base of the
mouthpiece. Holding the button starts the fan and
propels
soft, cool, apple-scented smoke into your mouth. Open
your throat to let a stream go straight out your nose.
Doze off while you absorb the equivalent of 100
cigarettes.
The button also locks; this can be used add atmosphere;
put anything in the bowl for pleasant scents. Turn on,
lock, hang the hookasucka on your hooka, and let the
room socially partake in the puff, and sooth in the
relaxing white noise of water bubbling.
Can also be used with insecticides for pest control.