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Jackhammer headphones with earphones stuffed insidesmar protect
against loud noises, allow for focused concentration, enable
audiobook reading in a loud environment, look cool, and warn others
that there might be a plane landing nearby in the near future. What
they don't do is, feel good on your
ears if you wear them for a few
hours, enhance your hearing, allow you to escape detection if you
are dealing drugs, allow you sleep sitting up on a plane. piss off
older people, and hang conveniently down your back when not in
use.
Enter the hoodie muff-phone hood neck-pillow, an all-in-one device
that combines convex directional hearing enhancing bowls, spacious
padding, a neck pillow, sound proofing, and a sound system, all built
into the hood of your average hoodie hood.
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