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Holy Water Wipes
Cleaner than earthly clean, wipe that sin right out of your hair! | |
Have you ever cursed a blue streak and then had someone
ask
you if you kiss your mother with that mouth? Now you can
wipe away the guilt and kiss sweet holy mom without
worrying
about transferring sin-germs. Available in both the handy
individual foil pack and the plastic car-sized baby
wipe
conainer for wiping down on your way home
from...somewhere
naughty. Useful for wiping hands off after touching yourself!
Also anti-bacterial, just in case sin wasn't all you got all over
yourself.
Admittedly not the best idea I've ever had but the name
was
catchy so here you go.
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Could help clean up a dusty vampire, as well..... |
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Comes with a communion kit packed in handy sacrilegious. |
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You know you've been really bad when the wipe just disintegrates at the slightest contact with your body. Ewwww, sin cooties. |
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I can't believe people still believe in this 'holy water' stuff. The idea is good but I can't help thinking you might just as well sell them a magic fairy to sprinkle away their sins with her cleansing fairy dust. |
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It's one thing to belive in god. I don't but I can understand others do - it's just all the 'clutter' that goes along with it that I'm surprised people still fall for. |
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A bun, although I'd like to see a kosher version. A "beach water wipe" might also sell, for cubical dwellers. |
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all the vampires among us have gone very quiet. |
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Can someone remind me -- it's been a while since sunday school-- what is the point of holy water? (other than killing vampires - I know it works for that) |
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<troll moment>Fairy dust is symbolic of spell-casting and magic. In the Disney tradition, it is used to facilitate the enactment of the goodwill of the fairy manifesting itself via the sprinkling of fairy dust.</tm> |
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Sorry, couldn't resist it. |
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Oh ok, like steroids for the Holy Spirit. |
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and as a mixer for irish whiskey |
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Ha ha ha [Rayford] - I was about to type exactly that. |
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I get a kick out of the concept I had of it as a child. I used
to be convinced that there actually was REAL Holy Water
which glowed golden and that there were like 4 bottles of
it out there buried somewhere in Ireland and I was going
to go find it and use it to heal lepers and/or fly. God I
miss being six. |
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I don't know why I'm typing this. |
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Baby wipes soaked in holy water... yay. |
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Can they be used as a substitute for toilet paper? |
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Strangely enough I can't remember any episode of Father ted involving holy water. |
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//I'm very religious. I just sin a lot// |
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Yeah, well, smoking a lot is not a sin, stupid, but not immoral. |
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I'm with Rayford and Energy guy. |
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bwv: so, wipe yourself after sex with a holy water wipe, and you'll be sin-free. (I may be on shaky theological ground here, though, not being a Catholic.) |
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Boy, Volt, when you do post you post some doozies. Nice one! |
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How else are you supposed to wash away your sins? (I didn't have a dog, but I used to keep my photos in the boxes that eucharist wafers came in, just the right size.) |
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[Krelnik] thanks! I just graduated from college, which was
keeping me away from internet fun. I only pulled myself
away for the really funky ideas. |
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[Bach] Ow! You're making my side split! Ohhh holy water
douche, I'm dying! |
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Good one, Volt. I can see how others would need this sort of thing. +. |
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"Holy Water Wipes Plus: Now more consentrated consecration. For those really BIG sins (example: Oh No!, I ran over a group of nuns with a car I stole from a satanist!!!)" |
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Watch out, the pope might steal this one - made me think of "1-800-CONFESS" - hey, they've got drive up churches don't they? |
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