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Have you ever gone to confession and felt like you know
50
hail-marrys and an act of contrition didn't quite do the
trick.
Here is how this works you confess your sins to the
priest
and instead of having to sit and prey after as penance.
The priest can now decide that you need to have
a Holy
Water Power Wash to absolve you of your sins.
Waiting outside the confessional will be a deacon holding
gold and silver plated setup of Holy Water Power
Washing
gear with a crucifix shaped trigger handle.
When you leave the church you will really feel clean
again,
ready to take on some fresh new sins.
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//confess your sins to the priest and instead of having to sit
and prey// |
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I thought we'd established that it was the priests who do the
preying? |
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Holy water repels evil and vampires, but only absolves venial sins...so the power washer wouldn't really help if you were really bad! |
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/ but only absolves venial sins / |
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Perhaps because it has not been applied vigorously enough in the past? |
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How about a holy water snowball trebuchet? |
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If your clothes washer used holy water, then all of your
garments would be sin- AND vampire-proof. |
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//vampire-proof// hmm... couldn't all those villagers just have gotten the local shaman to bless their internal body fluids ? |
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//I thought we'd established that it was the priests who do the preying?// Ouch! |
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I'd like this option when I'm cleaning my car at the garage - so now I can choose from Bronze, Silver, Gold and Holy Jet-Wash programmes. |
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Good job I don't have any sins! |
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This is leading uncomfortably towards "Clean on the outside, but still a Sinner to the Core? Try our Holy Water Enema" |
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holy enema! would never have thunk. |
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