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Hollyon
The Fundamental Particle Of Christmas | |
Hollyons are the fundamental particle of Christmas, and release type of radiation known as 'Christmas Cheer' or 'Spirit'.
This is infact the Hollyon decaying. Its decay typically begins within a tree as it is being decorated. As the trees hollyons decay, they start off a chain reaction, forcing
other Hollyons within the decorations to give out further Christmas Spirit. This reaction sometimes reaches non-decorative or Christmas related items, such as furniture and envelopes. The Hollyon radiation can evne cause human Hollyons to decay in some joyous occasions.
The decay usually last well into the New Year, but ends before January does. After the Hollyons have finished their decay stage, the decorations that they occupy are ususally stored away. Inside the box, the spent Hollyons then rejuvinate themselves by attracting and absorbing radiation released by non-permanent Christmas items, such as Cards, as they are put in the bin.
In this way, Hollyons are available to radiate Cheer every year, and make sure that everyone has a Merry Christmas.
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They also cause retail sales which put cha-ching in my pocket. For that reason alone, the Hollyons get a croissant from me. |
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It seems a tree's reaction to hollyon decay is its "hair" falling out. |
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"*sniff* What's that smell?"
"Hollyon decay."
"Oh. Smells like Christmas to me." |
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//looks too much like a forward to get a croissant// |
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I thought every idea was put up to get a croissant? I've never known anybody to put an idea up in order to get fishbones. |
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NTG didn't do it deliberately though. |
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Ah ! Can Humbugs be used as shielding against Hollyon radiation ? Please, tell me it's true, and I'll order 20 tonnes. |
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<William T Riker> "Shields up, Red Alert !" </William T Riker> |
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[bliss] : I always try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Remember, he did complain quite a lot when the 'bones started to pile up and attract the HB vultures. |
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usually at the end of the year I suffer from christmas carol withdrawl. Suppose this is serious? Should I seek medical attention? |
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Deck the Halls with quarks and leptons, fa la la la la.... la la la la... |
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