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At Holistic Automotive we cater to those of you who know
that so called "science" and "logic" are schemes of big
money
corporations trying to squeeze money out of you.
Nature in all her wisdom didn't intend your car to be put
through
all the horrors a modern garage can subject it to just
to
make
a buck.
We care for your car the natural way. While zen music
plays,
your car will have its chakra alignment performed while
natural herbal gas additives are put in the tank. Technicians
skilled at acupressure free the energy channels of your car
giving you top performance and if necessary, full fluid
replacement using homeopathic ancient Chinese curatives
are
employed.
Holistic Automotive: We'll get your car's engine humming
like "Ommmmm".
Inspired by this...
Automotive_20Acupuncture
[doctorremulac3, Mar 30 2016]
...and this.
Herbal_20gas_20additive
[doctorremulac3, Mar 30 2016]
[link]
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What could possibly go wrong ? |
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// zen music // Would that be the sound of a drum stick hitting no drum? And do you also service bikes? My bike's tires get a lot of acupuncture these days and don't handle it too well. |
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This article is about the Quechua term. For other uses, see Chakra (disambiguation). |
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Chacra (from chakra Quechua for farm / field, land sown with seed,[1][2][3] hispanicized spellings chacra, chajra, chagra) is a term for small farms in the outskirts of cities dedicated to produce food for the city. Chakras are typically established on the ejidos of a city. They are commonly used for horticulture. |
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chak·ra
ˈCHäkrə/
noun
noun: chakra; plural noun: chakras |
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(in Indian thought) each of the centers of spiritual power in the human body, usually considered to be seven in number. |
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Perhaps in Vehicle: Car: Security: Decoy ? |
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I so love this. So much love this. Ommmm.... |
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The misspelling was bugging me, but then I thought, hey, maybe that's how it's spelled...somewhere. Anyway, thanks for clearing up the confusion, [normzone]. |
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And also, the idea [+]. Mechanics will admit that the solution to a particularly vexing automotive conundrum is often fluid and dynamic...woowoo zen, if you will. When a bigger hammer doesn't work, of course. |
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Oops. Thanks Norm. Fix implemented. |
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//I so love this. So much love this.
Ommmm....// |
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You gave me an idea for a better slogan.
Thank you Blissy. |
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I hear they come much more recommended than
the Scientologist Garage down the street. |
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Ha, that's gonna cost you some royalties, for stealing my
"Ommmm". Gonna cost you big time, [doctorremulac3]. |
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Tell you what, if I ever do this, I'll cut you in for half. |
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Joke would be on both of us if this actually worked.
Actually, there might be some kind of placebo effect
that extends to people's perception of how their car
runs, so there might be something to this. |
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Give the car owner a little cup of chamomile tea, and drop
in a Xanax, and all will be fine...just fine. Worries, I have
none, noises under the hood, who cares... |
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Clear head, clear hood. Hmm. Think you're on to
something there. |
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