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Set between The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings, Bilbo Baggins (Played by Bruce Willis) returns from Rivendell to the Shire to visit his relatives, and gets involved in heroically and single-handedly thwarting the evil plans of a Super-villain (Played by Alan Rickman) to commit many and various evil
and nefarious acts i.e. murder, robbery, fraud, theft, burglary and the gratuitous teaching of Geography.
Summary: The good guys win.
Working title: "Old Hobbits Die Hard" ...
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Imagine a follow up to this midquel - a bad-ass she-elf
(played by Uma Therman) is about to get married, but the
ceremony is interrupted by a roving band of assassin
hobbits led by David Carradine. |
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So zombie assassin hobbits. Now it's a blockbuster. |
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[2fries], prefix that with "Lesbian" and tag"
from Space" on the end and you are assured
riches beyond your wildest dreams, and in all
prrobability the undying envy of all the other
members of the Screen Writer's Guild. |
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I must protest, my "His Dark Archers (on Ice)" fusion idea got more fishbones than a prolific fishmonger... |
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As for whoever came up with "Strictly Pro-Celebrity His Dark Archers on Ice, with Mr Bean, Daniel Craig , and the Royal Family Parachute Display Team " I can say no more...<retreats behind Daily Telegraph> |
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The old hobbit without the ring would simply fall asleep. |
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Better one of the displaced sheriff s making a comeback during the very last chapters of LOTR |
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"The Scouring of the Shire" is a chapter from the epic fantasy novel The Return of the King, part of The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien. It is the eighth chapter of Book VI, and it is the penultimate chapter of the whole story." |
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Orcs are, after all, just zombified elves. |
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I was hoping to find a confused Bilbo finding himself in the middle of a Hitchhiker's Guide episode, having been instantly transported during an improbability drive malfunction. |
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I am upset this was not proposed as a musical.
IE: CATS |
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... milla jovovich as a non-zombie elf, hmmmm ... |
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