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Hip Hop Trailer
Impress the neighbors at the Trailer Park with your own bouncing RV | |
Using the same technology as in the bouncing cars in the Rap videos, let your neighbors know that you really enjoy the music you listen to.
(?) Soul Plane
http://www.hollywoo...gallery1/id/1747851 [theircompetitor, Oct 04 2004]
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Its done with hydraulics - bad idea for your set of fine china. Halfbaked idea for making flapjacks ... |
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//bad idea for your set of fine china// |
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This shows a lack of ambition. What you really want to be aiming for are hydraulically assisted Projects. |
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I've seen a few ... stranger things HAVE happened ... |
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//bad idea for your set of fine china// No problem, I always eat straight from the pizza box and drink straight from the can. |
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Okay, everyone in trailer parks is over 40, paunchy, and wear airbrushed Tweety Bird shirts, size 3x. Not big hip-hop fans. |
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that's not what I saw in the Eminem movie |
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<white trash accent>Ahh thot all dem watt trayluh-trash folks list-tended to conntry-westarn musik.<white trash accent> |
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To dispel the vicious rumor that trailer folk do not listen to (or create) hip hop, I quote from the following anthems: |
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{Eminem}
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
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Eminem (Sweet Home Alabama Lyrics)
Well Jimmy Moved in with his mother
'Cos he aint got no place to go
And now I'm right back in the gutter
With a garbage bag thats full of clothes
'Coz you live at home in a trailer
What the hell you gonna do?
'coz i live at home in a trailer
Mum I'm cummin home to you
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Eminem, Lose Yourself
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
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Kidd Rock, Devil Without A Cause
Why they wanna pick on me?
Lock me up
And throw away my key
I ain't no cheat I'm just a regular failure
I'm aint straight out a' compton
I'm straight out trailer
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Much more ambitious than a hip-hop trailer, a hip-hop plane-- see link |
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My Tweety Bird shirt was flocked and embroidered, thank you, not airbrushed. |
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Careless generalizations like that are just what gives Manufactured Housing Community dwellers such a bad reputation. |
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As an example, only last week, my neighbor was wrongfully accused of fishing with dynamite- mind you, the man is not an uneducated clod; dynamite fishing is for lazy slobs who just want to score a quick catch. The really devoted explosives angler uses the much more reliable and precisely controllable C4. |
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