h a l f b a k e r yWhy on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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likelihood of suffering grazes? |
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High-friction merkin and pasties as sop to nude sleepers? |
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A high-friction pubic wig and pasties including (liquid soaked bread)? Sounds like a dinner party in a bordello. |
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Excellent - Velcro pyjamas and duvet covers.
I'm kinda struck with the idea of Velcro pyjamas, by themselves, actually |
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Would certainly seperate the wheat from the chafe. |
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//I'm kinda struck with the idea of Velcro pyjamas// |
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Yeah, throw in some sticklebricks to liven things up a bit. |
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Will this work on satin sheets? |
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Why not artificial setae? |
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This is baked by my girlfriend, she just "forgets" to shave her legs. |
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Smear oneself with maple syrup before retiring ? |
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Nice...would they come in flanel? |
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Wouldn't it be easier to dress the other person in something slippery? A latex body suit and a layer of baby oil, say? |
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Or just coat them with spek, if you have bacon in mind. |
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No, bacon FOR a mind; pickled in chemicals and fried to a crisp .... |
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No, it's barely noon here. I'm not quite fried yet. * * * * Okay, now I am. |
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<pours maple syrup over deep fried [baconbrain] > |
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<looks expectantly at toaster> |
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Fighting for possession of the duvet is often the best bit of the day, so (-) from me. |
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I tend to be the stealer, rather than the stealee, so I am sorely tempted to bone this. But it's a good idea for couples which don't include me. |
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Rug burns keep comin to mind. You would have to be v_e_r_y careful if you fell off the bed and made mad passionate love on the floor in the middle of the night with your jammies still on... |
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we can all dream, blissy ;) |
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[Hoping hippo keeps a bucket of water handy, in case all that friction sets fire to the bed.] |
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Pajamas are for traipsing from room to
room at PlayBoy Mansions & swing
parties, not sleeping... |
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