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This is a telescoping tube that you can keep in your
pocket. Made from plastic fully extended it reached
24" It is made to be rapidly deployed and rapidly
snapped closed without making noise.
It is used to supply hot breath onto another persons
neck when they least expect it.
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Dude, you are spending to much time in the dungeon. I am starting to get worried. Please tell us you are not collecting Death's Head Hawkmoths. |
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(I'm surprised that we don't have a *pervert* category) :) |
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far be it from me to contribute to the deliquency of a half-baker but... have you considered those roll-up kazoo party favours ? |
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If you keep it in your pocket, breathing into it would require great flexibility. |
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"Guaranteed to break the ice at parties…" |
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Waiting...
wait-for-it...
...to exhale. |
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"Guaranteed to break the ice at "naughty" parties..." |
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It's hot breath, it'll break the ice, period. |
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I'm really surprised nobody has pointed out that
telescoping plastic tubes that could feasably fit in one's
pocket are undoubtedly baked, if not for the express
purpose of sexual harassment. |
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