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Dude, you are spending to much time in the dungeon. I am starting to get worried. Please tell us you are not collecting Death's Head Hawkmoths. |
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(I'm surprised that we don't have a *pervert* category) :) |
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far be it from me to contribute to the deliquency of a half-baker but... have you considered those roll-up kazoo party favours ? |
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If you keep it in your pocket, breathing into it would require great flexibility. |
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"Guaranteed to break the ice at parties
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Waiting... wait-for-it... ...to exhale. |
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"Guaranteed to break the ice at "naughty" parties..." |
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It's hot breath, it'll break the ice, period. |
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I'm really surprised nobody has pointed out that
telescoping plastic tubes that could feasably fit in one's
pocket are undoubtedly baked, if not for the express
purpose of sexual harassment. |
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