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This is similar to a couple other ideas here.
This would be a campaign to healthify and thus sustain
gambling.
Ultimately this will be the way for the gambling industry
to meet
candy crush. (I guess it's wishful thinking that there's a
distinction
there).
Ok so gambling machines will
be set up to educate you
as they steal
your money, like schools.
It will start by changing the reward tiles on slots from
fruits to
vegetables, including making high impact vegetables like
scallions
and kale, high value, and low impact vegetables like
potatoes and
iceberg lettuce, low value.
From there it can become more organized, working with
people's
medical profile and calendar the system can work in real
time to
educate and ballance a person's diet and eventually
thought stream.
Triple onion!
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No, this idea is different, as you get educated. |
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This will work the same way as the swim suit issue
works to promote swimming |
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With scantily-clad rutabagas and suggestive
cucumbers? |
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No treadmill-powered slots? |
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//Triple onion!// Definitely not what you want in a
Health Casino. Onions have been linked to lung
cancer, premature ageing of the skin, hypertension,
and a host of other diseases; they're also highly
addictive. The only good things to be said about
them is that they are absolutely divine and are
known to protect against age-related mental
degeneration. |
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No, wait, I'm thinking of cigarettes. |
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Saw the title and imagined pedal powered slots! Now those would get you fit in a hurry. :-) |
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