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Enhance the tradition of Easter with a new tradition, a sandwich of
Easter,
the HeRose. There would be a little miraculous-like toasted Shroud-of-
Turan image of Jesus on the underside of the top bread piece. We
would
could probably get a 'body of christ' eating tie-in. Kind of a cross-
shaped
finger sandwich. Manufacture some nail-lookin' toothpicks people could
buy in season to fasten the sandwich together. Something new like this
could be a big media distraction from the truth. 'Yes, bad things happen
to
good people, but have you seen our new HeRose sandwiches?'
Chocolate Jesus
http://www.youtube....watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw
When in Rome, I suppose... [Postscript, Apr 05 2010]
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Cynical and shameless exploitation of a major and sacred religious festival in the cause of crass commercial gain, plus a truly dreadful pun. |
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You could get David Bowie to help with the marketing. |
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//You could get David Bowie ...// Nah, He Fell. |
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[jurist]: You little wonder, you. |
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We celebrate Zombie Jesus day. |
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+ yay (I'm a catholic gone bad!) |
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Can I have a gingerbread crucified saviour instead? |
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I remember a firm producing a chocolate Jesus - it was branded as an "Immaculate Confection" (seriously!). |
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