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Hauswerk is a cleaning service for those wishing to project an air of high-tech sophistication who find themselves short of the necessary funds.
Hauswerk offers the client an all-round domestic chores service from trained housework profressionals, all dressed up as robots. A range of styles are
available, at competitive prices.
Domestic Robots
http://www.androidworld.com/prod27.htm
Expensive... [my face your, Oct 04 2004]
Style 1: Rosie
http://www.jeffbots.com/rosie.gif
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]
Style 2: Robbie
http://news.bbc.co....obots-robbie150.jpg
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]
Style 3: Frank
http://www.robotfrank.com/listbot1.jpg
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]
Style 4: The men machine
http://perso.wanado...images/krafman3.gif
Suitable for team cleaning of commercial premises. [my face your, Oct 04 2004]
Domestic Robots - "for the wealthy"
http://news.bbc.co....sci/tech/465305.stm
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]
Style 5: Woody
http://www.imdb.com/Title?0070707
Sleeper. [DrBob, Oct 04 2004]
Shields and Yarnell
http://www.robertsh...design.com/sny.html
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004]
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Surely this should be a collection of weird German robots with side partings and sinister smiles? |
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(after checking lik 4.... yeah, just like that!) |
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Perhaps you should get one of these to do your logging on for you? Welcome back, wondered where you'd got to. |
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"Home again, home again, clickety click ....... Good Evening, JF !". |
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No replicants today, thankyou. |
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<Bicentennial Man>Why did the chicken cross the road?</BM> |
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You get the all-time prize for half-baked account name (what on earth does it mean?!), but not, I'm afraid, for the idea. I like my housemaids dressed as maids. |
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its a whole new language
my face your November
my face your May,
my face your croissant |
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Thats the pun...see my anno (and link 4). |
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Very shrewd,Vor spruck von hauswerk |
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