Handy Script

You are sitting at a coffee shop and the person at the next table is talking loud enough in their mobile phone that the entire restaurant can hear. You mutter, "Don't you hate these idiots with cell phones that talk loud and think they are trying to impress us?" The person on the phone stops and says," Excuse me, are you talking to me you jerk?" You calmly raise your head from your reading and reply, " No, I am reading from this script I am studying." The phone caller continues with their obnoxious chatter and you say, "You know, some people just can't take a hint when to shut up!" Infuriated, the loudmouth says, "Okay moron, what the hell is your problem?" You politely open up the script of a play entitled, "Like I said" and turn to the page of the script you are on and show them the lines you just read. The buffoon is red-faced, the rest of the cafe is chuckling and you go back to enjoying your peace. Now available in book stores, it's Handy Script! Handy Script has 200 brad-bound pages of useful everyday phrases imbedded in its script formatted text. There are hundreds of phrases for every day scenarios that allow you to always claim that you are reading words from a script. If you are too timid to speak up for yourself use index to find imbedded passages for such lines as: "Get a room!", "Put out that cigarette you ass----", and "Yes they are real, want a closer look?" Take Handy Script with you wherever you go and always make a handy statement.