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Hampsters are delightfully useless little pets. Why, to let them run free, you have to encase them in a little rolling prison known as a hampster ball! Why not put that beloved hampster ball to work to create one of the first in what is sure to be a long line of pet controlled robotic toys. The Hampster
Mecha would be a moving robotic platform, using either wheels or tracks for locomotion. In the dead center of this platform would sit the hampster in his ball. The ball would be nestled in a system of rolling sensors, exactly like the ball of a track ball computer mouse is nestled into its base. As the little beast scurries about in his ball, the plastic sphere will roll to an fro in the cradle, being detected as input by the ball tracking aperatus. This input is then translated to directional and speed control of the platform and voila, you have the perfect hampster controlled robot!
Robotic Hampsters
http://www.hampster...sterdanceredux.html [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Robotic Hamster?
http://www.melonpool.com/d/20030915.html MechaSammy [yamahito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Hamster Powah!!
http://img44.photob...sterMecha-small.jpg Hamster mecha is the r0x0r!! [Aerythes, Oct 04 2004]
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This is 100% ridiculous - by which I mean AMAZING.
I love it. Ten thumbs up. |
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"Hampsta la vista, baby.
.................The Gerbilnator. |
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<Maniacal German Scientist Voice>
What? No claws or laser beams?!
</mgsv> |
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Assuming that the ball has air holes this becomes a mobile hampster pee spreader. Handy. |
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Thanks [thumb], that's going to be in my head for weeks! |
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Not to be confused with the city towards which all hampsters pray every day just before they roll up and sleep. That's why they're so nervous in new places, they're trying to figure out which way is east. |
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I keep visualizing this as some 500 foot destructo robot controlled by The Brain... |
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Right. tank yoo, [tsuka] das is vott I vas thinkink. |
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Power to the hamsters! (WTAGIPBAN) |
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I found this, when I was trying to
halfbake the same thing. ++ |
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Lol, just couldn't resist doing a sketch of this (see link). I want a chinchilla version too ++ |
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Christmas whoremaster, po? |
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great idea. all you need is a few rockets and you could build a hampster empire |
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Wow, that's a really good sketch
Aerythes. In your user name quote did
you want to type this? "jIQubmo'
jIHtaH." |
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Got an idea for this nesting mechs similar to the russian doll. |
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