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I had a weird dream where these were being given out at a Hallowe'en party.
These condoms were opaque white, with a scary "BOOO" ghost face printed on the ... shall we say... um, the head. But it also had little rubber arms on the sides, extended in an "i'm gonna get'cha" pose, and the whole condom
looked like a funny cartoon ghost.
The attraction was that those little arms were deliberately placed for *her pleasure*.
I woke up in the morning kind of laughing about that, but if I did see "ghosty condoms" in a drug store, I'd buy a pack of those, yeah.
Even has a reservoir
http://www.abcteach.../coloring/ghost.gif
[thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]
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// shall we say... um, the head // |
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I prefer to call it "the extreme axial frustum of the penis ancillary hippologlottus"...
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That would be quite the costume. Right up there with going butt naked on roller skates as a pull toy. |
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"Reach out and touch someone." |
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It scares you by developing a gaping hole afterwards. |
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"I saw a small dead baby ghost lying on the pavement the other day....or maybe it was a handkerchief" |
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Why would you want a white condom? You'd hardly be able to tell if it broke. |
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