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A voluntary profession, a Halfcrier will print out a list of the day's new inventions on the 1/2 Bakery, take it to the window of his/her house, and shout it at all who pass like a crude and probably unwanted RSS feed.
Selfmade bullhorns and costumes are appreciated. Near perfect grammar encouraged,
but for the sake of realism, not required.
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Why limit this to the Halfbakery? I am sure there are dozens of blogs out there that would benefit from this approach. |
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<nemesis>I would take up this position and use it to infiltrate your desmegne, notmarkflynn, if it wasn't such an easy thing to do, and such a stupid idea.</nemesis> |
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9:00 oclock and all is well! |
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as heard on attack of the show, "megaphone this!" |
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"Oh yea - Oh yea!" <ting-a-ling>
"CarWobble Fishrat
ban intersections vmaldia
Madness madness
gravity regenerative braking vmaldia
Fiberoptic Cylinder Windows jhomrighaus
Bungee figure skating Aq_Bi
Ice Cream Day dbmag9
Swamp screen ye_river_xiv
Bird Brain, The Video Game! phundug
Cosmic Background Refrigeration BunsenHoneydew
Oh yea, Oh yea!"<ting-a-ling> |
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<nemesis>It's 'Oyez', not 'Oh yea'. Thanks for mentioning me.</nemesis> |
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And how do you propose they do that? |
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I would like to do it, but in my little New England city, I'm sure no passersby would understand the reference. |
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I suppose we would all use electromagnets and theoretical physics, or just roll the day's newspaper into a cone. |
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//I've noticed that most ideas go straight over the heads of the general public.// |
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And some of us dimmer bulbs here, I'm afraid. |
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<flings open window>
"Oyez - Oyez!" <ting-a-ling>
"Engine Idle, Idle wheel Ren
New ideas via concatenation Steve DeGroof
Automatic Celebrity Recogniser zen_tom
Humbrella Frankx
Halfbakery Cocktail Book
Thermironic I.T. (integrated tube/valve) Ren
Random Congress, President EdisonsTwin
Total Non Sequitur calum
iWand zen_tom
Person-light Bhaveer
Oh yea, Oh yea!"<ting-a-ling>
<slams window shut again> |
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I do hope you're actually yelling that, [zen_tom]. |
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[wagster] Oh Yes, the pedestrians in the street didn't seem to fully to understand what I was on about exactly, but that's almost the point. |
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<window explodes>
"Oh yea - Oh yea!" <ting-a-ling>
"Mylar salvation bjl8
(Mostly) Lame Halfbakery Taglines UnaBubba
Secret Boggle calum
chambered popcorn bucket Rm Brz
Disposable socks bjl8
In-Car Repair Tutorials raize221
Solar Powered Water Cooled Playground Equipment phlish
Ciggie Smoke Drift Tires Amishman35
Dildoorknobs UnaBubba
Barcode Wine List Worldgineer
Aey ho, Aey ho!"<gnil-a-gnit>
<window weirdly coalesces from a thousand shattered fragments back into a single, unbroken whole> |
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London still has an official town crier (a friend of mine got to work with him when he was temping and his agency got him mixed up with a professional clown... long story), maybe we should get in touch. |
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[+] partly for knowing about RSS. It's a technology that most people could benefit from, and that most news or UGC-centric websites offer, but that hardly anybody knows about. |
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+ 2021 and we are still here! |
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Sorry to have to tell you this, but you're not. Most of the halfbakers (except us) were replaced by bots during The Great Outage of 2018. |
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You're just a simulation now, but try to look on it as an opportunity. |
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We knew you were going to write that ... |
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Can't believe I hadn't bunned this before, what a dummo. |
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That's a relief. I thought it was just me. |
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