h a l f b a k e r yCompound disinterest.
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I thought this was going to be a torch that radiated
darkth. |
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I thought this was going to be a flashlight that shined
the image of a croissant on the wall... |
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//shined// Past tense: shoon |
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Shoon sounds like something I shouldn't be doing.
"You shoon be riding your bicycle in the snow", you
know... |
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The funny thing about the halfbakery is it's not really inventing things. |
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Of course not. That would take skill, time and expertise. All I have is a computer with an internet connection. |
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//skill, time and expertise// |
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Someone who actually wants to invent something. |
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//a flashlight that shined the image of a croissant on the wall...// |
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<looks up in the sky, notices a croissant-shaped cloud illuminated against the night sky> |
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THE BUN SIGNAL ! TO THE HALFBAKERY ! |
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You have a croissant t-shirt? I need one of those to complete my set of t-shirts from obscure websites that require lengthy explanations when worn in public. |
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It's not wild speculation and random synthesis, the window followed by mirrored glass was a major technological factor in the development of photography, photography for film, the electric lighbulb for the cathod ray tube etc. |
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I want a crossiant bra with 2 large croissants melted together in the middle. |
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[marked-for-ridicule], Bad Pseudoscience, wilful and gratuitous contradiction of the Widely Known To Be Probably Right "Dark Sucker" hypothesis ... |
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I'd subtly ease into the ridicule, followed by casting aspersions through the alienating medium that raises questions about the origin of knowledge through inherent willfulness. |
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Will it also counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor ... ? |
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<puts on philosopher's cap> But would the light actually BE, or would it merely suggest cognition by the reader? <removes philosopher's cap> |
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My cell phone isn't a smartphone. Does this mean I'm not allowed to use it as a flashlight? |
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//the window followed by mirrored glass was a major technological factor in the development of photography//
...and advancements in photography allowed the design of the first printed circuit boards.... |
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