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"Sir, you call yourself a physicist? You don't know the
difference between a boson and Bozo! [Slap! marked-for-
duel] I challenge you to meet me on the field of honor!"
A separate section where two dueling smarty pants can get
their war on without hurting the innocent bystanders.
Pedants
at dawn.
This is what Overbaked was to be...and could yet be.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/overbaked/ [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 02 2010]
[MikeD] needs food, badly!
http://www.youtube....n6Bb9z_6NNM#t=2m22s <Gauntlet> [Jinbish, Oct 04 2010]
Guzzis and oil leaks
Mechanic_27s_20Swea...0Samurai_20Headband [normzone, Mar 11 2014]
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//hurting the innocent bystanders// How are innocent
bystanders injured in a duel of pedants? Speaking as an
occasional bystander, I find the spectacle entertaining. Of
course, I may be biased, as I'm frequently a participant as
well. |
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[Ian Tindale] The same could be said of surrealist wit, by
those (not me) who don't enjoy it. It's only an injury if the
thread was otherwise worth reading. So I suppose both are a
form of implied criticism. Hmmm, not sure I agree with
myself, there. |
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Nah. Come on, a quarter of the fun in this place is watching
people slog it out right here in the middle of the restaurant.
This would be a bit like putting up a screen around a bad
accident. [-] |
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<Throws down gauntlet and waits on field for [21Quest].> |
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<marked-for-tagline> The difference between a
boson and a Bozo. Although bison would also be
good. |
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Named are [not_morrison_rm] and [Alterother] - Teaming is allowed, alternately one may claim peripheral engagement and honorably retreat, but at least one must remain (or turns taken) else all honor is forfeit. |
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I call choice of arena and method of evidence - pursuit mode rampant. Appear in the idea of my choice if you can keep up... |
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I am shipping my finest glove via Overnight Mail; please
slap yourself with it upon receipt. |
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//[not_morrison_rm] and [Alterother] |
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What? I've just discovered a professional engagement in Katmandu... |
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Anyway, I have a great get-out clause....if you were on here 4 months ago or so.... |
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[Alterother], do you have a tracking number for that glove? |
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I guess I could use one of mine to speed the process - I wonder what the etiquette is on that. I probably have to loan it to you spiritually first or something. |
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I'm up for getting my honor field! Just give me a second to
take it outside. |
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There is definitely a market for an internet-
controllable gauntlet for remote slapping. |
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A gauntlet is surely a small gaunt? |
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One runs a gantlet and throws down a gauntlet. English
shanghais words from many lands with nothing in common
but a similar sound, then forces them to shack up and share
a toothbrush. |
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No, it's actually a small "gant" (French for "glove", but then
think about how it sounds when you say it in French). That's
medieval spelling for you. |
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A gaunt is actually a person who is so thin that
they are like a page from a book when viewed
along its edge. An entire army of these 2
dimensional gaunts can advance unseen by radar if
they walk sideways. |
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So the "Halfbakery Field Of Honor" has been here forgotton for 14 years. |
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It's still available for those so inclined. |
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I wouldn't use it myself probably but it's here. |
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I don't have anything or anybody I want to duel at the moment, but it's good to be here - I'll be here all week. |
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