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We understand that, by convention, standup comedy involves being in
a location containing other real humans, and even interacting with
them, which is where this idea falls down of course. |
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I didn't know there were joke ideas on here. |
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"And with that admission, M'Lud, we contend that the case against
[pocmloc] is proven beyond reasonable doubt ..." |
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"So these three guys walk into the
Kiribaticentrifugomobile terminal..." |
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I thought that all of the best gags on the halfbakery had already been repurposed by the writers of various sit-coms and late night talk shows. |
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The standupee had better get his category right. |
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Pedantic hecklers shouting "mfd" and throwing custard
pies to choruses of "Aaaarrrrr, thar he blows!" |
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PS. 21 Quest...I've heard that one before! <sound of
flying custard> |
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21 Quest made me laugh today. Again. |
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Some of them could re-recreated on video, eg arctic explorer pantomime horse outfit would be cinematic.... |
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"Three halfbakers walk into a pub and hurt themselves, then start
arguing and blaming one another for missing the door ..." |
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I bet most HB humour is done while sitting down. |
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