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A magical portal to a version of HB for innovations related to
the Harry Potter universe. The portal isn't visible, but can be
entered by running into and through the wall immediately to
the left of your computing device.
This isn't just a suggestion, either—it's real! You can enter it
right
now! We'll wait here.
[link]
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Nope. Cinder block here. Ouch.
Are the walls softer in Vancouver ? |
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There must be a firmware update or something required - drywall and frame here. |
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Wood panelling... hmm, there's foam insulation behind. The cat's still laughing. |
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<Collective groaning and swearing> |
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Instructions unclear, ended up somewhere called Forlornia greeted by a Mr. Succumbness... |
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OK, let me give it a try... |
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...I am standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. |
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There are, most probably, websites devoted towards filling out the HP universe. |
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<pushes through old coats> |
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How come there's no back to this wardrobe, and why's it so cold in here ? |
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A bone emerges from the help file labelled "magic". |
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Broke a mirror, and some bloody rabbit thiefed my watch. |
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//why's it so cold in here ?// |
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Because it's Autumn in this hemisphere. Now get back out of my wardrobe the way you came. And mind those mothballs, they're actually... oh, never mind. |
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What is this fish doing in my ear? |
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<spots rather nice antique lamp-post>
<looks furtively round to see if anyone is watching>
<gets to work with hacksaw>
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It goes well with Turkish Delight. Would you like some? |
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